I tasted Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans in their first incarnation, but they didn’t have all those flavors then. They did have vomit and boogers, dirt, pepper and sardines, though. My father liked pepper and sardines. My younger daughter liked grass! Somebody liked earwax, but I can’t recall who. No one liked vomit, needless to say, that one’s truly disgusting.

Let’s see, some combos:
Toasted marshmallow and dirt — campfire flavor
Very cherry, earthworm, grass and dirt — windfall fruit flavor
Dirt, earwax and soap — wash behind your ears flavor
Black pepper, sizzling cinnamon, and soap — “I can’t believe the words that just came out of your mouth!” flavor
Rotten egg and dirt — Yellowstone flavor (that’s all the kids profess to remember about Yellowstone, the smell)
Earthworms, dirt, toasted marshmallow — “How To Eat Fried Worms” flavor
Buttered popcorn, lemon drop and dirt — movie theatre floor flavor

I seem to be obsessed with soap and dirt; what can I say, I’m a mom and a doctor.

Thanks for the laugh, and for being the Mistress of the Box — awesome job, wow!